I just used my tablet to record my firstborn’s first movie epic, Humans vs. Meat-Eaters. It’s a little light on plot, but has a lot of sound effects and screaming. Also, the velociraptor has a truly touching and evocative death scene at the hands of an Army sergeant (played by a Lego Iron Man mini-figure and three-year-old Izverg).
I didn’t even suggest that the hero of the film be an Army NCO, but apparently that was a given. I had some qualms about the non-existent “dinosaur hunter” MOS, but I’m not about to mess with a 6-year-old’s artistic vision.